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Worldwide Statistics of Corona Virus Cases
Some Jokes
*Grocery shopping has become a real life version of PacMan. Avoid Everyone, get the fruit, and take any route to avoid contact.
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A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
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The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures<br>Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
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A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
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The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures<br>Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
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What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
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My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish by laying in bed all the day.
But look at me now, I am saving the world!
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เคเค เคต्เคฏเค्เคคि เคोเคฐोเคจा เคธे เคฎเคฐ เคเคฏा.... เคชเคฐเคฒोเค เคा เคเคฐ เคช्เคฐเคญु เคธे เคชूเคा-
“เคช्เคฐเคญु เคฎुเคे เคฌเคाเคจे เค्เคฏों เคจเคนी เคเค?”
เคญเคเคตाเคจ เคฌोเคฒे : “เค เคฐे เคฎूเคฐ्เค! เคเคญी เคชी.เคเคฎ. เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคธी.เคเคฎ. เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคชुเคฒिเคธ เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคจเคเคฐ เคจिเคเคฎ เคเคฐ्เคฎเคाเคฐी เคฌเคจ เคเคฐ เคเคธे 20 เคฌाเคฐ เคคुเคे เคฌเคคाเคจे เคे เคฒिเค เคเคฏा เคฅा เคि เคเคฐ เคฎें เคฌैเค เคा, เคฌเค เคाเคเคा เคฒेเคिเคจ เคคू เคจเคนीं เคธเคฎเคा.….
เค เคฌ เคคू เคौเคจ เคธा เค เคฐ्เคुเคจ เคนै เคो เคคुเคे เคตिเคฐाเค เคฐूเคช เคฆिเคाเคคा!”
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Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
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COVID 19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
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Interviewer: You have a gap in your CV. What did you do in 2020?
Candidate: I stayed home and washed my hands.
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Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in nine months and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of QUARANTEENS.
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Don’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It is made in China.
Friday, 27 March 2020
Corona beer changes their name to avoid association with the Coronavirus outbreak as below:
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If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
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A man walks into the doctor concerned that he’s got the Corona Virus. “What are your symptoms?” the doctor asked. “Just like I’ve read about, so many aches and pains. If I touch my leg it hurts, if I touch my head it hurts, if I touch my chest it hurts. Everything I touch hurts.” The doctor examined him briefly and said, “Turns out you have a broken finger.”
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A man came down with the Corona Virus and his doctor walked him through the process of how to self-isolate. To make clear the severity of the issue the doctor said “Self-isolation is a necessity. Even at home it’s important that you be six feet away from your wife at all times.” The man shook his head and said “This is going to be hard. I haven’t been that close to her in fifteen years.”
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A woman came back to the doctor for a follow up after she’d recovered from the Corona Virus. “How are you feeling today?” the doctor asked. “Ok physically,” she replied, “but still a little upset about the divorce.” “I’m so sorry to hear you got a divorce.” The doctor replied. “Well you told me I had to cut out anything alcoholic if I wanted to recover.”
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Two teenagers had been dating for about a week when the young man came down with flulike symptoms. The young woman got very nervous, so she asked him to go be tested for the Corona Virus. He came back and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news, which do you want first?” “The good news.” She replied. “My test came back negative.” He answered. She was so happy that she ran and kissed him right on the mouth and said, “I’m so glad, so what’s the bad news?” “I lied.” he answered.
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A doctor walks into the waiting room and says to a woman “I’m sorry, but your husband either has Corona Virus or Alzheimer’s.” “Well how do I know which one it is?” she asks. “Take him to the park after this, then head home. If he finds his way back, it’s Corona Virus.”
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
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My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish by laying in bed all the day.
But look at me now, I am saving the world!
๐๐๐
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เคเค เคต्เคฏเค्เคคि เคोเคฐोเคจा เคธे เคฎเคฐ เคเคฏा.... เคชเคฐเคฒोเค เคा เคเคฐ เคช्เคฐเคญु เคธे เคชूเคा-
“เคช्เคฐเคญु เคฎुเคे เคฌเคाเคจे เค्เคฏों เคจเคนी เคเค?”
เคญเคเคตाเคจ เคฌोเคฒे : “เค เคฐे เคฎूเคฐ्เค! เคเคญी เคชी.เคเคฎ. เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคธी.เคเคฎ. เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคชुเคฒिเคธ เคฌเคจเคเคฐ, เคเคญी เคจเคเคฐ เคจिเคเคฎ เคเคฐ्เคฎเคाเคฐी เคฌเคจ เคเคฐ เคเคธे 20 เคฌाเคฐ เคคुเคे เคฌเคคाเคจे เคे เคฒिเค เคเคฏा เคฅा เคि เคเคฐ เคฎें เคฌैเค เคा, เคฌเค เคाเคเคा เคฒेเคिเคจ เคคू เคจเคนीं เคธเคฎเคा.….
เค เคฌ เคคू เคौเคจ เคธा เค เคฐ्เคुเคจ เคนै เคो เคคुเคे เคตिเคฐाเค เคฐूเคช เคฆिเคाเคคा!”
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Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
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COVID 19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
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It must have been a woman who invented the Corona Virus!
IPL – Cancelled
Olympics – Cancelled
Bars – Closed
Brothels – Closed
You have to stay at home – With the wife.
Men – We are facing a hard time!
IPL – Cancelled
Olympics – Cancelled
Bars – Closed
Brothels – Closed
You have to stay at home – With the wife.
Men – We are facing a hard time!
Interviewer: You have a gap in your CV. What did you do in 2020?
Candidate: I stayed home and washed my hands.
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Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in nine months and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of QUARANTEENS.
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Don’t worry, the Corona Virus won’t last long… It is made in China.
Friday, 27 March 2020
Corona beer changes their name to avoid association with the Coronavirus outbreak as below:
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If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
*
A man walks into the doctor concerned that he’s got the Corona Virus. “What are your symptoms?” the doctor asked. “Just like I’ve read about, so many aches and pains. If I touch my leg it hurts, if I touch my head it hurts, if I touch my chest it hurts. Everything I touch hurts.” The doctor examined him briefly and said, “Turns out you have a broken finger.”
*
A man came down with the Corona Virus and his doctor walked him through the process of how to self-isolate. To make clear the severity of the issue the doctor said “Self-isolation is a necessity. Even at home it’s important that you be six feet away from your wife at all times.” The man shook his head and said “This is going to be hard. I haven’t been that close to her in fifteen years.”
*
A woman came back to the doctor for a follow up after she’d recovered from the Corona Virus. “How are you feeling today?” the doctor asked. “Ok physically,” she replied, “but still a little upset about the divorce.” “I’m so sorry to hear you got a divorce.” The doctor replied. “Well you told me I had to cut out anything alcoholic if I wanted to recover.”
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Two teenagers had been dating for about a week when the young man came down with flulike symptoms. The young woman got very nervous, so she asked him to go be tested for the Corona Virus. He came back and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news, which do you want first?” “The good news.” She replied. “My test came back negative.” He answered. She was so happy that she ran and kissed him right on the mouth and said, “I’m so glad, so what’s the bad news?” “I lied.” he answered.
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A doctor walks into the waiting room and says to a woman “I’m sorry, but your husband either has Corona Virus or Alzheimer’s.” “Well how do I know which one it is?” she asks. “Take him to the park after this, then head home. If he finds his way back, it’s Corona Virus.”
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